1. 15:01 30th Sept. 2014

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    Von dual-optiic-bla2t gerebloggt

    Tags: water

    azaaganaa:

    Cruden bay - Aberdeenshire - Scotland - UK 

    photography: Azaa Ganaa

     
  2. 13:01

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    Von submariet gerebloggt

    Tags: water

    jackherkness:

    My holidays in scotland so far

     
  3. 11:01

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    Von dual-optiic-bla2t gerebloggt

    Tags: grimdarkRose Lalondehomestuck

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    fuzzypops:

So I drew a Grimdark!Rose on my 3DS, and I was messing around with the .mpo file in a stereoscoping program, and the end result was this and I thought it looked cool. So yeah.

    fuzzypops:

    So I drew a Grimdark!Rose on my 3DS, and I was messing around with the .mpo file in a stereoscoping program, and the end result was this and I thought it looked cool. So yeah.

     
  4. 09:01

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    Von solipsistictendencies gerebloggt

    Tags: waterice

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    natgeotravel:

Chilling in a chilly scene in Iceland.
See more amazing photos »
Photograph by Timo Lieber

    natgeotravel:

    Chilling in a chilly scene in Iceland.

    See more amazing photos »

    Photograph by Timo Lieber

     
  5. 07:01

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    Von solipsistictendencies gerebloggt

    Tags: water

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    natgeotravel:

Chilly water cascades over moss-covered rocks in Papigko, Greece. 
Photograph by Michael Marthas

    natgeotravel:

    Chilly water cascades over moss-covered rocks in Papigko, Greece

    Photograph by Michael Marthas

     
  6. lurknomoar:

    soyonscruels:

    sometimes i’m like ‘but why can’t i remember the entirety of 2009’

    and then i’m like ‘clinical depression, you wazzock’

    but the fact that i constantly forget this is a bizarre and fascinating process

    Maybe I shouldn’t reblog a personal post, but ‘clinical depression, yo wazzock’ is too good to pass up.

    Out of the entirety of 2013 I remember my university module on Nazi Germany, a handful of Skypechats and not much else. I got hooked on dozens of webcomics because that was the only thing that reassured me that time was passing normally. And I wasn’t even clinically depressed - just plain old depressed.

     
  7. 03:20

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    Von nuclearvampire gerebloggt

    Tags: [loud delight]bad punsaquatic life

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    (Quelle: brandxnewx)

     
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    the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

    the-real-seebs:

    aerialsquid:

    racieb:

    thatfuhkinhippie:

    Do not plug in pls

    oh hi i upgraded ur ram

    It’s getting rid of bugs.

    There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

    (Quelle: distinguishedbaloney)

     
  9. lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

    musterni-illustrates:

    ———————

    a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

    yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

     
  10. 01:28

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    Von computationalalchemist gerebloggt

    Tags: programminghumour

    computationalalchemist:

    On parsing HTML with Regular Expressions, from here:

    "You can’t parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can’t be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the n​erves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Rege̿̔̉x-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a chi͡ld ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of c͒ͪo͛ͫrrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg​ex parsers for HTML will ins​tantly transport a programmer’s consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent slithy regex-infection wil​l devour your HT​ML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fi​ght he com̡e̶s, ̕h̵i​s un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo​͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liq​uid pain, the song of re̸gular exp​ression parsing will exti​nguish the voices of mor​tal man from the sp​here I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful t​he final snuffing of the lie​s of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T ALL I​S LOST the pon̷y he comes he c̶̮omes he comes the ich​or permeates all MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god no NO NOO̼O​O NΘ stop the an​*̶͑̾̾​̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅s ͎a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e n​ot rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚​N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ


    Have you tried using an XML parser instead?”

     
  11. 07:01 29th Sept. 2014

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    Von scienceyoucanlove gerebloggt

    Tags: mushroomsfungi

    princesswhatevr:

    indigo4733:

    littlelimpstiff14u2:

    The Mystical World Of Mushrooms Captured In Photos

    Most people consider mushrooms to be the small, ugly cousins of the plant kingdom, but theirs is  surprisingly beautiful and wonderful world waiting to be explored. These beautiful mushrooms, captured by enthusiastic nature photographers, are a far cry from the ones you find in the woods or your local grocery store.

    Most mushrooms, as we know them, are actually just the reproductive structure of the fungus they belong to – their fungal networks expand far further underground, and some fungi don’t even sprout the sort of mushrooms that we’re used to seeing. In fact, depending on your definition of “organism,” the largest living organism in the world is a fungus – there’s a honey mushroom colony in Oregon that occupies about 2,000 acres of land! ( Bored Panda )

    🍄💕

    Nature is amazing.

     
  12. 05:03

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    Von scienceyoucanlove gerebloggt

    Tags: signal boost

    schizoalias:

    My brother, an avid gamer, is participating in a fundraiser for Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals, known as Extra Life. He’s halfway towards his goal of raising $200 for Johns Hopkins Children’s Center.

    Whether or not you can donate, can you please reblog/tweet/share this? As his sister who lives overseas It’s one of the few things I can do to help him out from afar.

     
  13. 05:00

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    Tags: ask memesabout JJ

    Tagged by nuclearvampire here

    1. What is the worst texture ever to you?
      Visual, tactile, musical, or mouthfeel? I have mixed feelings on tartan. Can’t think of anything right now. I’ll know it when I see it.
    2. A major asteroid is coming, what’s your plan to survive?
      Find projected magnitude and location of touchdown, type out a goodbye.
    3. You get a pen that will never run out of ink, what color is the ink?
      Noodler’s Black Swan in Australian Roses, original colour, before the formula change. A sort of delicious burgundy, or like cherry stains. If you’ve eaten a black cherry and spat the seed on a paper napkin, the colour left behind was a lot like this ink. One of the ingredients suppliers changed their product, and now the colour is more purple. The website has embedded a YouTube video which shows the difference.
    4. What’s your battle song?
      I don’t understand.
    5. You can go back in time to meet anyone you want to without tangling the time stream, who are you meeting?
      Head of Patents Office.
    6. Alternatively, a song you would sing to someone you love deeply? (Not necessarily romantic.)
      The Nemzeti dal.
    7. What is a character you identify a lot with?
      Hermione Granger, at one point.
    8. You have a power stone!  What does it look like?
      Whatever power stones look like. Lithic, presumably.
    9. What’s something you collected, now or in the past?
      Rocks. Bones. Feathers. Coins. Tree leaves. Spiders.
    10. You suddenly find yourself sponsored to do whatever you want, what do you do?
      I buy all the inks and dip and fountain pens, and build a shelf to store them.
    11. And last but not least, cat or dog person?
      Cat.
     
  14. 03:37

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    Von linguisticsyall gerebloggt

    Tags: humouramericanismlinguistic imperialism?

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    linguisticsyall:

paradoxspace:

i lost two points for actually answering it in filipino

Tagalog?

    linguisticsyall:

    paradoxspace:

    i lost two points for actually answering it in filipino

    Tagalog?

     
  15. 22:41 28th Sept. 2014

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    Von psychollama gerebloggt

    Tags: LANAbad puns

    psychollama:

    thetrickstergoddess:

    noone-wouldriotforless:

    I decided to break up with my grammarian boyfriend. He only sees me as an object.

    image

    I had the same problem with my programmer boyfriend; he always used object-oriented language with me.

    #but you should see the size of his python